freddy’s blog spot

All I want to talk about these days is how much pregnancy is not what it’s hipped up to be. I’ll restrain myself, wont be dwelling on the issue. Suffice it to say that according to my observation, pregnancy feels like an accumulation of all possible ailment and bodily discomforts. Really I mean it.

I have this big pregnancy bible that I keep reading over and over again. There’s a section about possible symptoms one might experience. Well, the list is nearly endless and not just the numerous variations of morning sickness. You’ve got everything on that list; teeth decay, leg cramps, blurry vision, gastric reflux, headaches, nose bleeding, shortness of breath, memory lapses, anaemia and so on…

Did I mention stinky farts… Ok that one is not exactly on the list. But I tell you, I’ve suffocated myself and endangered the live of my loving husband enough times to know.

Oh, and on top of that… theirs an other human taking up space inside of you.

Enough said.